Are you among those people who find the 5 Points of Calvinism difficult to swallow? Perhaps you might find some bacon a little more tasteful than a TULIP. No, it’s not Kosher, but it is orthodox and Biblical:
- Bad people
- Already elected
- Completely atoned for
- Overwhelmingly called
- Never falling away
Now thats funny !
Bleak weak/week
Appitude deficient
Cocerned with humans
Over weighted with useless human being information
Never understanding God complete
Allelyah, that’s pretty good.
I want the tee shirt!