5 Strip Baconist

Are you among those people who find the 5 Points of Calvinism difficult to swallow?  Perhaps you might find some bacon  a little more tasteful than a TULIP.  No, it’s not Kosher, but it is orthodox and Biblical:

  • Bad people
  • Already elected
  • Completely atoned for
  • Overwhelmingly called
  • Never falling away

4 responses to “5 Strip Baconist”

  1. Now thats funny !

  2. Bleak weak/week
    Appitude deficient
    Cocerned with humans
    Over weighted with useless human being information
    Never understanding God complete

    1. Dennis Griffith Avatar
      Dennis Griffith

      Allelyah, that’s pretty good.

  3. I want the tee shirt!

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